There once was a monkey named Bob
Who hated corn on the cob
When his mom gave him one
He didn't find it fun
And then he started to sob

When the teacher said I was dismissed
There was obviously something I missed
Cuz over winter break
I just baked a cake
And when I got back he was pissed

There was a kind from Logan
Who didn't have a very good slogan
He tryed to tell his neighbors
With lots of wavers
But they still just called him Hoagan